Poor Michael Jackson died today. And because of it... I've got something to say that I've kept hidden for long enough... I've had Michael's music on my mp3 for ages now. That's right. Billie Jean, Thriller and even I Want You Back from when he was in the Jackson Five. And ya know what? I have N'Sync on there too! Practically all of their Celebrity cd. And the Backstreet Boys! I know most of the words to every Spice Girls song too! Hell, I squealed like a freakin school girl when Spice World (the Spice Girls Movie) came out. I like Brittany Spears, I like Neil Diamond, I love Barry White! That man's voice turns me to goo and I don't care who knows it! So to hell with keeping these musical secrets! I like Michael Jackson!

~Ahem~ Now that that's out of my system, I have a few random funny conversations to throw out there. It's always fun and exciting around here at Sandrahl's house, no matter what we're doing. Sandrahl, Fox's older sister that we're now living with, is a hoot. Today (and this is just today mind you) I wrote down a few short conversations we had.

But there are a few things I must mention beforehand! Sandrahl curses a lot. It's not because she's angry, it's just how she talks. And there are two other people that I think I mention (besides Sandrahl, Fox and myself). That's our two other friends Dakkon and Magius. They always come over to visit (and I think I'll be drawing a picture of all of us soon to help give you a visual). ^^ Anyway! On with the show!

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Ty: *Cooking breakfast* "Hey, Sandrahl! Do you want cheese on your eggs?"

Sand: "NO!!!"

Dakkon: "Don't be coy, Sand. If you don't want cheese, just say so."

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Sand: "Fuckin period. It's like a tidal wave down there."

Ty: "That's lovely." (<-- Sarcasm btw)

Sand: "You know what? I've got an idea. I'm gonna get a fucking Sham-Wow and tie it to a fuckin string. I've seen fuckers on tv soak up 2 liters of soda with that shit and then toss it in the fuckin washer! THAT'S the kind of tampon I need! Think with me guys, I need a name for this thing."

Fox: "How about a 'sham-pon'."

Ty: "Yeah, or a 'Tam-Wow'."

Sand: "Yes! Yes! Write it down! I'm gonna patent it!"

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Sand: "Guys, my sinuses are getting worse. This goo shit is starting to come out of my eyes.... Dude. If I get too much sinus pressure, will my eyes pop out?"

*everyone laughs*

Sand: "I'm serious, ass holes! What's gonna happen to my fuckin eyes? I don't wanna go blind!"

Ty: "Try holding them in."

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Fox: "Will you stop snapping my bra? You're my sister!"

Ty: *My yuri senses are tingling* >.>

Sand: "Ha ha. Remember when I could unhook Kym's bra while walking past her? I could do it in half a second."

Ty: "Heh, that's awesome. But you probably couldn't do that with Fox. Her bra has like four clips."

Fox: "Hey!"

Sand: "You kidding me? I could do it to Erica and she had 'over the shoulder boulder holders'."

Ty: *This is where I die laughing*

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Er, That's all I've got for today but you can see how this sort of random funniness could brighten one's day. ^^