Yes! It's another addition of Sandrahl Says! Staring my roommate, Sandrahl !
Guest appearances by: Tyrus, Fox , Sandrahl's lovely sister Maven, Our neighbor (and Sand's adoptive Father) Pete, along with Sandrahl's sweet daughter Bibs.


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*Something crashes*

Sand/ "Fuck! Everything I've touched today has fucking broken or I discombobulate it some how!

Fox/ "It's alright. It happens to everyone. You're just having a bad day."

Sand/ "I'm gonna lock myself away in my room before my bad day destroys everything! Really, I can't do anything today. I can't even masturbate because I'm pretty sure I'd fuck that up too. I'm scared of what I might do to myself. I might catch on fire or some shit. Then I'd go to the hospital and they'd be like, 'What happened here?' and I'd just be like, 'Well, it's just one of those days. I tried to masturbate and this is what happened.'"

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Sand/ "And the thing with the school pissed me off! And I've got this big fucking headache! And now my pipes are leaking!"

Pete/ "Calm down. It's just a little hole."

Sand/ "Right now it's just a hole! And tomorrow it'll be a bigger hole! And by next week, I won't have a fucking house!" DX<

Pete/ "Sand, the glass isn't half empty."

Sand/ "No, your right. Because it's in a million pieces on the fucking floor!"

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[Bibs walks through the room, keeping her feet close together, one arm straight down at her side and the other straight out.]

Ty/ "Kid, what are you doing?"

Bibs/ *speaks like a robot* "I am not a kid. I am a Darlek. Destroy. Destroy."

Ty/ "Eh? J-just don't destroy my stuff, kay?"

((Bibs is referring to the aliens called Darleks from the show Doctor Who.))

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Sand/ "And because of Brad, I have no fucking socks! I even bought pink socks! PINK mother fuckin socks! And I HATE PINK! I Fffffucking hate pink! But I bought em! Oh yes, I bought em thinking that maybe MAYBE Brad being a guy would stay away from my mother fuckin pink socks! I even bought plain ones and wrote my name all over them! But sure enough, I go to bed a few nights later and look down and he's got one fucking pink sock and one sock with my mother fucking name across it and I go, "Baby? Are you wearing my socks?" And he goes,

"No honey, why?"

"Because it mother fucking LOOKS LIKE IT! You wearing my underwear too, fucker!?"

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((This one happened this morning, and it's why I wanted to post this today.))

Ty/ "Kid, why don't you go play with your imaginary friends?"

Bibs/ "I can't. They're dead right now."

Ty/ "Dead?" O.o

Bibs/ "Yeah, but they'll get better."

Ty/ "Honey, when someone is dead, that's it. They don't get better."

Bibs/ "But... Dean got better."

Ty/ -.-; "W-well, Dean is special."

Bibs/ "And so are my friends. But right now they're dead. So play with me!" ^_^

((BTW, She's referring to the character Dean from the show Supernatural.))

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[Sandrahl watches a movie as a beautiful man hands the "not so beautiful" girl he's fallen for, a white flower. She sort of giggles while also shifting uncomfortably.]

Sand/ "Fff. This movie is making me ovulate."
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Sand/ "Fuck, I feel like I can't breathe."

Pete/ "Why don't you use your inhaler?"

Sand/ "Because when I use it it makes me sound like Barry fucking White."

Ty/ "Mm, I love Barry White."

Maven/ "Well does it at least work?"

Sand/ "No! No it doesn't! It doesn't do shit for fuck!"

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[Bibs grabs an umbrella before going outside.]

Ty/ "Bibs, it isn't raining out. I don't think you'll need that."

Bibs/ "Yeah, but I'm gonna play Animal Crossing."

((Those who have played Animal Crossing will understand.))

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And also, because this journal skin won't let me show my mood and stuff, I'm gonna put it here.

Mood: Humor
Reading: Supernatural Fanfiction
Watching: [link] (watch it and read a book!! )
Playing: Pokemon Card Game
Drinking: Sweat Tea